Add all ingredients to a tall jar or container with a tight-fitting lid: cucumbers, rice, smoked salmon, avocado, green onion, cottage cheese, mayo, a generous sprinkle of everything but the bagel seasoning, a drizzle of soy sauce, sesame oil, and hot sauce.

Put the lid on tightly and shake vigorously for 15-20 seconds until everything is fully combined and coated in the dressing.

Let sit for 1-2 minutes, then eat straight from the jar or pour into a bowl. Enjoy!